Lake-effect snow in NJ?!

STRATFORD, NJ, USA It’s like I’m back in Syracuse–we have had lake-effect snow in South Jersey!  I can’t believe it! It must be incredibly windy up in the ‘Cuse right now. I’ll try to write a new post in the next couple of days.  I’ve just been lazy. It will be a good post, though; [...]

Gold collars, townies, stereotypes, and why my kids are going away to college

STRATFORD, NJ, USA Everyone knows about “blue collar workers” (people who perform manual labor) and “white collar workers” (people who work in an office setting, especially managers). Of course, life is rarely clear-cut enough to fit broadly defined labels.  So, some people try, with mixed results, to combat that by creating more categories and yet more [...]

Revised: South Jersey’s Nitro Girl on Colbert Report!!!

STRATFORD, NJ, USA  Update: I have a new link for the video.  Watch it! This may very well be the biggest thing to happen to Camden County in my lifetime: http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/68125/detail/ Watch the “Nitro Girl” video. Seriously.  Watch it.  Comedy Central’s Steven Colbert examines the Black Horse Pike! I’m sorry that I can’t embed the [...]

A fun few days?! (Hockey and wedding.)

STRATFORD, NJ, USA For once, I’ve got a few action-packed days. Hockey Yesterday, I went to the Flyers’ SkateZone ice rink in Voorhees to watch the Philadelphia Flyers’ prospects scrimmage against the Washington Capitals prospects. SkateZone was the first place I worked; I started there almost exactly seven years ago, as a scorekeeper and clock [...]

Yard Sale Freakonomics

STRATFORD, NJ, USA  I’m pretty sure I once saw a stand-up comedian do a routine about yard sales, and how money takes on an entirely new meaning at them. “45 cents, huh?  I don’t know…it has a scratch on it….” Last Saturday, I found that comedy routine to be largely true. Someone nearby organized a street-long yard [...]

Nana: Back from the hospital 3.0

A few years ago, my grandmom and I had an arguement. She was convinced that the earth was flat.  “Otherwise, we’d all fall off!” Me, I espoused the Platonic/Aristotalian view that the world is round. The other night, in the hospital, my grandmom and I had another arguement.  She was certain that, now that she [...]

South Jersey in the News

STRATFORD, NJ, USA  Not just local news, but WORLD NEWS. Not even ten miles from me, a local pooch has struck the big-time. That’s right, folks; we have done it! South Jersey has produced the WORLD’S ugliest dog!

More local “news”

Stratford, NJ, USA  In my last post, I talked about how our local NBC affiliate wasted FAR too much time on a story about how one of its own reporters sought revenge on a guy who fondled her panties. Well, our ABC affiliate wasn’t about to be out-done!  The next day, Philadelphia’s 11pm newscast on 6ABC [...]

Nana: Built like a tank!

  It has been almost six months since I moved back to NJ to take care of my grandmother. I got back into the habit of writing again, and, at first, I thought this might become a blog about dealing with an aging relative. Either because I’m arrogant enough to still want to talk primarily about [...]

What the hell happened to NJ?!

This time last week, I had just touched the Pacific Ocean for the first time. Today, I spent the afternoon emptying Lake Horner out of my grandmom’s basement. Just to recap, while I was gone: Don Imus lost his job because of his comment about the “nappy-headed hoes” at Rutgers, New Brunswick. The governor got [...]