“If you want something, don’t ask for nothing. If you want nothing, don’t ask for something!”

SILVER SPRING, MD, USA (I feel like a tool for even posting this, yet here I go.) I realized that I had become an old man when my mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I answered, in total seriousness, “I could always use more socks.” I’ve been told that I am hard [...]

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